14 Ways To Brighten Your Days!
This day and age, most people have sad lives. In fact, recent studies have shown that literally everyone in the world, (except Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski), have sad lives.
Some people have chosen to accept that, and move on. Some people are oblivious to the fact that they even have sad lives. But a brave few of others have decided to do something about it. Continue reading for 14 ways to brighten your days.
#1: Get A Happy Hobby
For anyone to brighten their days, they must start by getting a happy hobby. Most likely, that happy hobby will be becoming a professional frog eater. Think of it as a superhero’s origin story. Without eating frogs, your life will continue to stay sad.
But of course, eating frogs is one thing. Becoming a professional frog eater is another. You must stay fully committed, excited, and hungry.
#2: Apologize When Needed
After having eaten so many frogs, it is only right to apologize to them in a respectful way. This will make you feel so much happier, because although eating frogs is a happy hobby, it will make you even happier to eat them, and also apologize.
#3: Go Shopping!
After eating all those frogs, and apologizing, it seems only right to give the now-consumed frogs’ families gifts. Go all out, thinking about what these little green amphibians would want. Enjoy yourself!
#4: Deal With Difficulties
Even when you have a good life, difficulties will occur. Most likely, because you bought the frogs so many gifts, you will go into debt. This can be hard to deal with, but you can smile knowing that you did the best you could, and spent all of your life savings on a frog.
#5: Relax And Enjoy Yourself
Even if you are dealing with problems like debt, you should still find time and ways to enjoy yourself. Banks are really helpful with this sort of thing. Even if you have no money, you can take out a loan.
The best way to brighten up your days is to take out a 7 million dollar loan from the bank. Then, with those newfound riches, you can buy only the finest oceanfront property in Idaho.
#6: Enjoy The Moment
Even if you may have other worries on your mind, like, say, being 7 million dollars in debt, you should always take the time to enjoy the moment. In this case, enjoy the Idaho oceanfront property you bought. Isn’t it nice to live right on the beach?
Until, of course, more trouble occurs. Once you realize that there are, in fact, no oceans in Idaho, and that you have been hallucinating everything, you can panic. But until then, just enjoy the moment.
#7: Take Your Health Seriously
It is important to always stay on top of your health. Upon realizing that you have been hallucinating, and are quite possibly insane, you should immediately take action. Check yourself in to the nearest hospital, and have your brain be examined for possible signs of craziness.
#8: Always Be An Optimist
Even in the hardest times, it’s important to always be optimistic, and to always give people a chance. After having brain surgery, when it comes time to pay your hospital bills, be sure to call the bank. Sure, you already got a huge loan from them and never paid it off. But so what? There’s always a chance they say yes and hand over more money.
#9: Spend Time With Friends And Family
After failing to get another loan from the bank, it only makes sense to spend time with family. You can always count on them to be there for you, especially your third-cousin Cleopatra. The best thing to do is move to Georgia, where your distant cousin lives. That’s what family’s for!
#10: Make Yourself Comfortable
After moving to Georgia, make yourself at home. It’s important to always have your own space that you can feel good in, no matter what. So, it only makes sense to take over your cousin’s home completely so that you can feel relaxed.
#11: Live In The Moment
Never reflect on the past, as it will only make you sad and frustrated. Instead, live in the moment. When your cousin kicks you out of her home, don’t think about all the things you should have done differently. The important thing is that you had a nice stay at her house, and now it is ending. Don’t be too hard on yourself.
#12: Set Realistic Goals For Yourself
It is important to always keep challenging yourself and moving forward. After being kicked out of one home, it is time to find another. And a job would be good too. Luckily, located in New Mexico, there is a wondrous opportunity for both: a Denny’s!
Okay, so yes, maybe you aren’t technically supposed to live in the Denny’s. But it’s probably, fine, so long as you continue moving forward and setting goals.
#13: Repeat Step 4
As mentioned before, it is very important to be able to deal with difficulties in a calm and effective way. When you unavoidably get fired from Denny’s for secretly living there, you must accept the issue and avoid it, by moving twenty states away and working as a circus performer for 30 years.
After 30 years of hard work for not much reward, after sacrificing your basic needs in hope of paying off your debt, you finally do. Because you moved on quickly from your problems, you were able to pay it off in only three decades! Hooray!
#14: Have Fun!
Make sure that you celebrate and have fun often. Once you pay off your debt, it’s only natural that you will hold a huge party, with many caterers, piñatas, and koalas. Enjoy it! Invite hundreds of people – some of which you know and others you don’t.
Unfortunately, due to some elaborate and spectacular party favors, you are now, once again, bankrupt. And in debt even more than before. But just remember, it doesn’t matter so long as you had fun!
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