A Shocking Discovery Regarding Brownies

Breaking news! Number 3 News has just reported something astonishing, which threw the world into tumult! At midnight last night, Number 3 News anchor Delphine Baron shocked the world by announcing that after the next day, there would be no more brownies left. Let’s get into it. 

The words “NO MORE BROWNIES” issued from Delphine Baron’s mouth at exactly 12:00 AM and seemed to echo around the room. No more brownies? How could such a thing be possible? No one, not even scientists, know how all the brownies could be forever gone in just one day, but they will be. Ingredients used to make the brownies will no longer work as well. 

Needless to say, everyone rushed to get a last brownie. Some went easy on themselves and bought a box at the grocery store, while others, hoping for a meaningful last brownie, baked them from scratch. Schoolkids threw open the gates and ran into the streets screaming, “BROWNIE!!!!!!!” 

Some people in rural areas, such as Linda O’Fluffin, were devastated that they were not able to get brownies before they disappeared. O’Fluffin said on the matter:

“Now, I’m not known’ who or what is causin’ all this trouble o’re brownies, but I do know that I am heartbroken I cannot eat one last one.”

– Linda O’Fluffin

So don’t be shy! Go get a brownie. It WILL be your last.

This article is sponsored by The Great Brownie Company.