Strange Lights In The Sky, AKA Demons, Here To Devour Us
Have you ever noticed the strange lights in the sky? The ones that come out only in the night? These lights have been dismissed for decades, but they could very well be the end of all of humanity.
The fact is, these lights are a pressing issue facing humanity and all of life on Earth today. The seemingly-innocent twinkling lights are really bloodthirsty monsters, planning the demise of all below them.
It has been scientifically proven that the objects we often call “stars” have brains and are actually much, much, much more intelligent than we are. For this reason, it is important to study hard. But even if you do, they will still, most likely, devour you in the end. It is expected that by 2024, all of life on Earth will be in the stomachs of the lights in the sky. There is nothing you can do about this reality, so don’t try. Except, do study hard.
Thank you for reading.
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