This day and age, it’s very easy to get distracted. Whether it’s something you’re reading, watching, or even making, you will almost always have something else on your mind. This can be a problem, but luckily there are many scientifically proven methods to be less distracted. I’m your reporter Ferdsy “Sorta Acceptable” Johnson, here to…
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On Tuesday, January 11, 2022, British archeologist Nigel Nigglebottom made an extraordinary discovery about nitwits and non-nitwits that will uncover a layer of history that we have not yet explored. And all because of his choice of location. Instead of heading for the legendary pyramids of Egypt or Kush or the elusive site of Mohenjodaro,…
Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski is well-known for his famous company, Luscious Richness. Because of this, many have asked him, “How are you so amazing?” and each time Inky answers with the same answer: “I’m me.” But now, the trillionaire cat has decided to do an honorable deed, and explain – really explain – how he…
Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski is here to help with all aspects of planning and throwing a party, so your bash will be remembered forever.
Because of the pandemic, lots of people have acquired new hobbies. But one hobby is a little bit stranger than all the rest…fish feeting.
