In rural Mississippi, jellybeans are a food staple. In most families, children must eat at least 1 gallon of jellybeans a day, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Most of them enjoy the jellybeans, at least somewhat. But one of these children, Angelina Lambert, does not. “I hate jellybeans,” Angelina Lambert said. “But unfortunately, everyone in…
Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski is well-known for his famous company, Luscious Richness. Because of this, many have asked him, “How are you so amazing?” and each time Inky answers with the same answer: “I’m me.” But now, the trillionaire cat has decided to do an honorable deed, and explain – really explain – how he…
Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski is here to help with all aspects of planning and throwing a party, so your bash will be remembered forever.
Because of the pandemic, lots of people have acquired new hobbies. But one hobby is a little bit stranger than all the rest…fish feeting.
On January 18 of 2022, a group of clearly unintelligent nitwits discovered the existence of howtofornitwits.com and considered it an “insult.”
In the small town of Springle, Idaho, citizens are eager for a new mayor. So, after a long three weeks of election campaigns, the top two candidates have emerged, and they’re not who you would expect.
On January 8th, 2022, the New York Police Department was alerted of a large crowd gathering in Central Park. They were surprised to realize that it was entirely nitwits.
Recently, the professional business-cat, Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski has become the world’s first and only trillionaire.
