The Neglected Son Of Sir Wonderful Demands Respect!
Everyone who’s anyone knows that Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski is the world’s most famous and important living thing ever. (If you don’t know this, be sure to click here for all the information your sad little brain has yet to learn.) Everyone who’s anyone also knows that Inky has a son, Smudge “The Pudge” Ankowski. But what you might not know is that although Smudge has been tormented in the past, he is now demanding respect from all the world.
Smudge has, in the past, been neglected and forgotten because of his father’s fame and lusciousness. And although many have been under the assumption that Smudge simply cannot form clear thoughts, let alone feelings, it seems that months of Smudge’s frustration have built up…to a dramatic result.
Smudge’s Many Frustrations
Smudge has had to overcome many problems in his life, the biggest of which is having to deal with his father. Although Inky is well-loved by everyone who’s anyone, it seems as though his fame and lusciousness has gone to his head, and Inky is now forcing Smudge to be his personal servant.
But although this may be enough to push someone else over the edge, Smudge has had to deal with lots more. With very convincing claims of Inky stealing from Smudge, combined with haters on social media, Smudge’s life is a mess.
To begin with, Inky has been on trial many times for stealing from Smudge. He has never been found guilty, but he has had some close calls.
“I don’t know if my father is stealing from me,” Smudge said. “But I do know that my money keeps disappearing whenever my father is around!”
Social media’s presence has also made an impact on Smudge. On Twitter especially, there are many passionate conversations on Smudge’s seemingly pathetic, oblivious nature. And although Smudge does not have enough money to have a Twitter account, it seems that word has gotten out and Smudge is now fully aware of the hateful conversations going on about him. Here are some examples of conversations on Twitter.
What Smudge Did
After these many tribulations, Smudge was finally getting fed up. So he did what any sensible young pudge would do…he declared that unless everyone started respecting him, he would burn up the world into ashes.
Unfortunately for Smudge, it seems that his threat was, in fact, an empty one. When no one immediately reacted, and no one changed anything about their daily life, the world was not set on fire. Smudge was very upset and took out his anger on his father in a rather unconventional way…
Obviously, Inky was too rich to care.
Smudge’s Impact
Although Smudge has worked hard to get attention and publicity for his cause, it does not seem to have made a difference on much of the population…including Inky.
“My son is a delusional child, with very few brains,” said Inky in an interview. “I do care about him, though, because I have to live with him. In any case, what he claims is true about me is absolutely not! I’m sure that he does not understand half the words that come out of his mouth.” Although this statement may be considered true by some, Smudge begs to differ.
“I know a lot of the words I say!” Smudge passionately declared. “I know that ‘foof’ means delicious food that comes in a can, and I know that ‘money’ means shiny coins and buttons and pieces of fuzz!”
Overall, Smudge has, at the least, made some people aware that he exists, and that although it’s unclear whether or not he understands things, he does have some feelings. Plus, he’s adorable. Here’s Sherbert McMillan on Twitter, ending this article in the most perfect way possible:
Omg! Smudge’s mind may be tiny, but his adorableness is HUGE!! 😍🤩🥰 Now I want ice cream!
Totes, Vincent Chaldo.
I can’t believe all these humans finding fault with a cat! Are they all really bots? Look in the mirror people! Smudge may not be Inky, but he is still far closer to perfection than any of us could ever hope to be! And he attains that state of grace without any effort from his tiny, feline brain, but merely by existing. These folks would be better off shoving their ice cream up their noses than tweeting such rubbish.
Dearie, I’m off to write a children’s book right now about Vincent Chaldo and Smudge the Pudge. Bye, y’all!
Poor smudge
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