Supersized Monstrosity Devours City In Just Three Bites!

On April 18th, 2022, a hulking monstrosity devoured a city in just three bites.

“Really, it was very terrifying to watch,” said Larry Lalaloo, an inhabitant of the now-devoured city. “Our city is very large, but the monstrosity was much, much, much larger! Really it’s hard to believe that a monster could devour the city in just three bites! I’d expect more like four or five.”

The city was very well known, very large, and very busy. There is no point in telling you the name of the city, since it will just make you very sad to know that it is gone.

Another eyewitness, Harriet “Edible” Goldman, has more to tell. “I saw it all happen, right in front of my eyes, and it was traumatizing and saddening. It’s unbearable to think of all the lives that the monstrosity destroyed. But really, you can forget about all that, ‘cuz the big deal is that it happened in just three bites!”

Government officials have rushed to help all the monstrosity survivors. “I, along with many other important people, was shocked to hear of the horrid disaster,” said Lila Lemonhart, Idaho’s state senator. She went on to say,

“I mean, the thought that a monstrosity could devour a city is understandable. But in just three bites? Unbelievable!”

– Lila Lemonhart, Idaho’s state senator. For more information on Idaho’s government, click here.

While everyone is recovering, more updates will be added. Scream as loud as you can if you see a monstrosity that looks as though it could devour a city in just three bites.