Food	Inky’s Rating
Black beans	“Tasty! Rich in flavor and bean-ness.”
Potatoes	“These are absolutely exquisite raw, peeled, and shredded into bite-sized pieces.”
Ham	“Not the best of lunch meats, but still very delicious.”
Turkey	“Ah, turkey is my personal favorite! All you have to do is sneak up on your owner and beg! It works every time.”
Vanilla Yogurt	“Perfect! Sweet, but not too sweet. Flavorful, but not too much for my delicately precious taste buds.”
Mango Yogurt	“There is something slightly off about mangos, I think. This would be better with potatoes mixed in.”
Peach Yogurt	“Peach yogurt is a dish best served when stolen from your owner. Nothing is more perfect than that!”
Cheddar Cheese	“Cheese, cheese, cheese. I dream of cheese! Just thinking about it makes me want to take a long, long, wonderful nap.”
Cream Cheese	“This is the best cheese to snack on plain. Just ask anyone!”
Sour Cream	“Ah! Perfect, with its tangy, milky flavor and silky-smooth texture.”
Bacon	“Step 1: Smell the bacon. Step 2: Find a human eating bacon. Step 3: With your commanding and gorgeous presence, convince them to give it to you.”
Pepperoni	“This meat is good, sometimes. You have to find the right place to get it from, though. Stay away from places that make it spicy!”
Chicken	“Chicken is amazing, especially raw. I love to try to devour the raw chicken before anyone else gets to it!”
Tuna	“Do you really need me to tell you? Isn’t it very obvious?”