Inky’s Tips For Throwing The Biggest Bash On The Wonderful Block
Are you planning on throwing a party? I bet you are! Inky “Sir Wonderful” Ankowski is here to help with all aspects of planning and throwing the party, so that your bash will be remembered forever as the biggest bash on the wonderful block.
What Type Of Biggest Bash on the Wonderful Block?
To start, you need to think about what type of party you want to have. Is there a theme? Is it fancy or casual?
| Inky’s Tip #1: “When you plan your party, make sure there’s an AWESOME theme, just like me. Probably it should involve tuna. Lots and lots of tuna.” |
What Type Of Supplies Do You Need For The Biggest Bash On The Wonderful Block?
Once you decide your theme, make a list of all the supplies you need. This could include decorations, gift bags, and even the menu.
| Inky’s Tip #2: “If you are planning to feed your guests during the party, go to your local Luscious Richness store to buy all the food you will need. I taste test every item to make sure it’s exquisite and that there’s enough tuna.” |
If you want to throw the biggest bash on the wonderful block, you must have exquisite food.
Figuring Out The Cost Of Your Biggest Bash On The Wonderful Block
The cost of the bash is important. To figure out the cost, find out how much everything on your list of supplies costs, and add them up. If you’re spending too much, try to narrow it down, but that’s not necessary.
| Inky’s Tip #3: “If you spend too much money on your bash, you should be ashamed of yourself. Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER do that, because then you will be even farther from reaching the title of trillionaire or quadrillionaire or quintillionaire or whatever.” |
Making Invitations For The Biggest Bash On The Wonderful Block
Once you have the details figured out, like where and when the bash will be, make invitations. Make sure to include all the details in the invite, but also make it seem very exciting, and something everyone must take part in.
| Inky’s Tip #4: “Invitations are for making people want to come to the bash. So, you could probably bribe people to come by including lies like ‘Will hand out 100 dollars to every attendant,’ and ‘You can donate any unwanted family members and we will take them guaranteed.’ But if you really want people to come, say, ‘Everyone who comes gets 300 pounds of tuna, 200 of chicken, and 8 million of bacon.’ No one can resist that!” |
Setting Up The Biggest Bash On The Wonderful Block
On the day of the party, take out all of your supplies and set them up. Imagine that you’re already at the party, and you want everything to look as nice as possible, and still be accessible for guests. You might consider setting out the food, gift bags, or materials for activities you have during your party.
| Inky’s Tip #5: “When you set out your food, you want it to look appetizing. So, what you should do, is you should put plenty of tuna all over all of the food. Have you ever tried chocolate cake with tuna on top? It’s amazingly wonderful!” |
Entertaining Everyone At The Biggest Bash On The Wonderful Block
Once everyone gets to your party, you want to make sure you have a plan for what everyone will do. If you thought of activities or games that you planned ahead of time, then that’s great. If you didn’t plan everything, that’s okay too. Just make sure people don’t get bored.
| Inky’s Tip #6: “Don’t be like Smudge! One time, Smudge tried to have a party, but it was soooooo boring and a total fail. Everyone left in the first ten minutes after it started, and then it was just me and him. Talk about awkward!” |
A Final Note On Throwing The Biggest Bash On The Wonderful Block
| Inky’s Wise Words Of Wisdom: “Anyone can throw an amazing party with the right supplies. But only the ones who hire Inky The Wonderful Trillionaire to come will throw a spectacular party. My rate is 100 thousand dollars an hour.” |
Glad to see my cousin doing some self-promotion and not just sliding by on his extreme good looks.
Turkey and cheese, baby! Is there gonna be some catnip at this party?
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Will there be squirrels to bark at?
Can’t wait to come to this party. Please give me Inky’s number! I absolutely need his help for a party I am planning.
Great, now I know how to make a party fun. But can you make a article about how to pick the theme if your party because I need to think of a theme but I’m not good at picking themes so please make an article about how to pick the theme of your party. Thanks.
Great article by the way.
THIS IS A UTTERLY USELESS COMMENT, BUT I DONT THINK ANYONE IS GOING TO READ IT,SO WHATEVER.