The Best Way To Improve Brainpower Is Tacos

The Best Way To Improve Brainpower Is Tacos: An Opinion Piece By Gilbert Ferdcyfull

Have you ever noticed your brain is working a little bit slower than it should be? Don’t worry; it’s a common problem that many have. For that reason, tacos are the answer!

Unfortunately, many have not heard of this wonderful cure to all brainpower-related issues. In fact, some suggest other cures to this pressing issue, and absurd ones, at that, even though everyone with a brain knows that the answer is…

Now, at this point you might be asking, “How is this the answer? How do you know?”

Well, the answer is simple. Very, very, very simple.

To begin with, there have been many studies showing that tacos are important to your health. And everyone knows that if something is important to your health, then it is important to your brain, too. I mean, your brain wouldn’t even work without food!

Not only that, but tacos are delicious. Something that is delicious will make you happy, and anything that makes you happy will make your brain feel better, which means it’s good for your brain!

Lastly, at The University Of Educational Stuff, scholars did a wonderful study on the positive impacts of eating tree bark on the earthworm brain. The university is a prizewinning one, and so all their studies are very credible.

To start, they fed an earthworm some tree bark. They then inspected the earthworm, and saw the overwhelming evidence that the tree bark made the worm’s brain stronger.

Now, you might be wondering, “How does this have to do with humans eating tacos?”

Well, a piece of tree bark is very similar to a taco, trust me. And earthworm’s brains are very similar to human’s brains. So really, we can infer that just like tree bark benefits earthworm’s brains, tacos benefit a human’s brain.

Thank you for reading my opinion piece by Gilbert Ferdcyfull!