A Group Of Nitwits Go Against How To For Nitwits!
On January 18 of 2022, a most momentous event occurred. A group of clearly unintelligent nitwits discovered the existence of howtofornitwits.com and considered it an “insult” aimed directly at them.
Nitwit Gloria Goober said on the matter, “We of course find this website a severely hurtful news source pointed at us. We, obviously, are not nitwits, and will never be. However, it’s still about us.” When questioned why she was not a nitwit, Mrs. Goober could not give a clear statement, further solidifying her predicament.
Some of these nitwits identify themselves as “hackers”. They joined together to attempt to hack into howtofornitwits.com, though they were not entirely sure why, or what they were going to do. Needless to say, the hack failed, as the nitwits came into possession of some pizza and ice cream and forgot about hacking into the website.
A few weeks later, they decided to return to the task, but again it was unsuccessful, because they couldn’t figure out how to get the computer to open. It is still undetermined whether these nitwits will make another attempt. Check back on howtofornitwits.com for more updates!
The nerve of those nitwits!
Absolutely outrageous!
How dare they!